"Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist."
-Wesley in The Princess Bride
So, today I was hanging out with Wednesday, and we were detectives defending the city from the Lord of the Spiders. Right. Just your everyday babysitting adventure. Anyway, I chose a catapult to ward of the bad guys, but Wednesday? The old weapons just aren't good enough for her.
Wednesday: "I'll take my knife (it was a plastic toy, folks) and this Rodent Thrower! Its stocked with a million google google thousand million rodents already in there!"
Prestocked Rodent Throwers. Brilliant.
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